Machine Admirer Gifts

Wine Factory

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

Claus 2.0

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Driverless cars rage.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot Painter

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Employee of the Month

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"