Mechanical Contraption Admirer Gifts

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Corn-Presser for Crushing the Enemy's Boot

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Employee of the Month

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Old-fashioned computer

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Ever killed a man?"

"Who's the new guy?"

Robot Office Tasks

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'I am not a robot.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."