Mechanical Marvel Admirer Gifts

Physics toy.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

New Season's Bathing Machines

Trapping the Polecat

The Multi-movement Bomb Catcher

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Metal Defective.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Alexander Fleming

Old-fashioned computer

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'It's a hybrid.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

'He's on steroids!'

The uplifting nurse.

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

'Flea and tick circus'