Microscopic Marvel Admirer Gifts

'Keep that dividing down!'

Subatomic particles

Alexander Fleming

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'ADN'

Bonsai Exhibit

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Old-fashioned computer

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'It's a hybrid.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Physics toy.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'