Microscopic Marvel Admirer Gifts

'Keep that dividing down!'

Subatomic particles

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Alexander Fleming

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Old-fashioned computer

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'ADN'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'It's a hybrid.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'