Microscopic Admirer Gifts

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Adios Amoebas

"Please, George...not here!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

'Flea and tick circus'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

Shadow

'Looks like a virus.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'... and that one is yours!'

You were too checking out that new, more virulent strain.

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

"I've downsized..."

'Keep that dividing down!'

"I'm looking more like my father everyday"

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"