Microscopic Observer Gifts

"Please, George...not here!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Ever killed a man?"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Gone to seed.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

Cell Phone

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"The doctor will see you now."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Microscope slide

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

Minimalism exhibition...

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

Blood Peer Pressure.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

First Contact