Microscopic Observer Mugs

"Please, George...not here!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Ever killed a man?"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Gone to seed.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

Cell Phone

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"The doctor will see you now."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Microscope slide

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Minimalism exhibition...

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

Blood Peer Pressure.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'