Mirror Observer Gifts

The Short Hop From Boomer To Delusional

Bad hair day!

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Tiny Visions

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'll take it!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Ask A Silly Question.

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Magic Act

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'