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The Short Hop From Boomer To Delusional

Bad hair day!

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tiny Visions

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'I'll take it!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Ask A Silly Question.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Magic Act

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.