Observer T-Shirts

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Flags

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Greek Crisis

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Brexit 2016

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Brexit Tortoise

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Gone to seed.

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Oculist.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Britain Stays

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"