Observer T-Shirts

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Flags

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Exciting potato bugs.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Greek Crisis

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Brexit 2016

Brexit Tortoise

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Gone to seed.

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'Serves me right for frowning.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Oculist.

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

Britain Stays

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'