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'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

"It's come to my attention that one of you isn't a member here, and snuck on to play a round of golf."

'Butler'

Subtle Secret Entrenched powers Plans Nouveau riche Obvious Public

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Two rich gentlemen read newspaper on a tramp.

Do we have a reservation this evening?

One iceberg with a rich man on it, another iceberg with several less well off people

'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"Posh? She sneers if you buy a second class stamp!"

Boy claiming to be a member of parliament and angry with a man for not picking up his hat

Fanny and Little Dorrit call on Mrs. Merdle

Peers and the Nobility - Parties

"Don't worry about expenses. This will all be passed along to the consumer."

"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Spider watching his web cam.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.