Mirror Explorer Gifts

'Is he still there Frank?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Bad hair day!

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

The Frog Prince

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee

'Whatever he's eating.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Coffee Menu

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'The customer is always right...'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Heart Disease Menu