Media Explorer Gifts

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

Balancing Digital and Paper News

"Babe, I'm tired of staying in and watching Netflix every night. How much is Hulu?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Marimba

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Theorbo

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Likes: $2.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Saxophone Player.