Media Navigator Gifts

"The firm is very careful about health and safety issues. If you witness ANY accidents you're to press this big red button so that the media management team can come in to avoid any bad press."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"You've got computer-breath."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

Newspaper suicide.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."