Social Media Navigator Gifts

"I always thought there was no such thing as a stupid question. Then I tried to show Grampa how to use Facebook."

'Have you written something bad about the people in our neighborhood in your blog?'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

Civil Discourse Matters

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

'What do you know about the Information Superhighway, and where do we fit in?'

"Hey! When did you un-husband me?!"

Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.

'You think you're cyber-bullied - wait until you deal with an internet service provider.'

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

'I 'Like' Leo on Facebook, but in real life, not so much.'

'I think we should name him after your great grandfather's user name.'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"I found my doppleganger. He was trolling me on social media."

It was impossible to make Randolph annoyed by cyber bullying.

"Doom scrolling."

"Oops... my apologies, Dude. I didn't realize we were Facebook friends."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Books vs mobile phones

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Working from home to-do list.