Social Networking Navigator Gifts

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Networking

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Bird Tweet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Computer Expert

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Mark Zuckerberg

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Chasebook

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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