Networking Navigator Gifts

"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."

"Considering my cash flow, best practices would prescribe that you pick up the check."

Man's name tag reads: None of your business.

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

"It's not what you know, it's who you know."

Arlo, Foster, Carpenter, Hunt, Hardin & Schuster 'Cronies'.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Hey John!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'