
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."
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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
'Are you sure that's the right map?'
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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
'Are we there yet?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.
Computer Expert
Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'
"You've got computer-breath."
"I am not asking for directions."
'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
Network Extending from Buttonhole
'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'
Battery Lighthouse
Titanic: How's my steering.
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'
'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'
'Do you have 4G up here?'
"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"
"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."
"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."
'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'
'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'
"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'
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