Net Navigator Gifts

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Words on screen: 'You can believe everything you read on the internet.' Woman says: 'How do we know that's true?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, You should probably log off now.

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Man playing tennis over 'The net'.

'Internet' 'Internot'

'He's an E-male from a singles website.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"I just got ticket for speeding on the information superhighway"

Tennis accidents.

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

'I hate it when she assigns an essay at the end of the month, after I've reached my data limit.'

Next Website Please.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Surfing the net

Tennis

Man at his computer

"My pro said this would help my net game."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Online form - Submit.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."