Navigator Gifts

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo' Motorway lanes of traffic

GPS recalculating

'The tip of the iceberg.'

"Admit it, we're nowhere near Penzance!"

You are here.

Cards for my G.P.S.

Words you don't ever want to hear: a pilot saying 'I keep forgetting - East: is that to the left or right of north?'

'Somebody must be watching us.'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'Let me look at that map...'

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

Er, left hand down a bit...

'City map' You are here, but wanted to be over here

'That area used to be called the 'Bermuda Rectangle', until one of the sides mysteriously disappeared.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

Directions to the Bar.

'YOU ARE HERE'

"According to our GPS we're 2300 nautical miles from nearest knowledge economy."

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

GPS Systems.

"First time shooting stars?"

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Bob found maps very misleading.

"We have decided to finance your voyage, Mr. Columbus, even though we are disappointed that you failed to produce your high-school transcripts."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.