Online Navigator Gifts

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile photo."

Internet Dangers

Computer Surfer.

'I'd love to see what you look like. Can you send me a pic?'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Mom & Pop-ups.

Online Predators

'Get some fresh air? Sure. Do you have it bookmarked?'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Online form - Submit.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"I am not asking for directions."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'