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Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Island of Lost Guys.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Women who Read Too Much

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Parallel Parking Garage

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Book lovers

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.