Ironic Online Navigator Pillows

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Island of Lost Guys.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Parallel Parking Garage

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."