Ironic Navigator Gifts

'I took a short cut.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Now you can send it."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"...it's another metal detector."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Women who Read Too Much

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

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