Net-neutral Navigator Gifts

'I blame the internet.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

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'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing direction sign.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."