Nap Navigator Gifts

Napquest

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Deep sleep

Snooze Cruise

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Computer Expert

A Preschool of Fish

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"This translation app isn't working."

'That never gets old.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Daisy Diaper Service

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.