Newborn Navigator Gifts

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

A Preschool of Fish

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Daisy Diaper Service

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Birthing Ball

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Women who Read Too Much

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Dog Book Club