Newborn Navigator Pillows

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

A Preschool of Fish

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Birthing Ball

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'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Daisy Diaper Service

Women who Read Too Much

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Dog Book Club

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."