Newborn Navigators Gifts

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

A Preschool of Fish

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

This is forever... till death do us part...

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Birthing Ball

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Babies

Books 'n' Carrots

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"I think this end is loaded."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Triplets

The wedding.

Cr�che Seige