Nursery Navigators Gifts

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Babies

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

A Preschool of Fish

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Having nannies really changes you."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Daisy Diaper Service

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I think this end is loaded."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Cr�che Seige

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Baby's high fibre diet

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."