Nursery Navigators T-Shirts

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Babies

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

A Preschool of Fish

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

Daisy Diaper Service

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I think this end is loaded."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Cr�che Seige

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Baby's high fibre diet

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'