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'I never know which side to start on.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Bad for you but to die for

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

A Preschool of Fish

Hospital Departments

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Shrink

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Medicare: More is Better!

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'Have you been eating right?'

Cr�che Seige

'I'm from the temp agency, who are you?'

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.