Nanny Life Navigator T-Shirts

"Having nannies really changes you."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

A Preschool of Fish

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'That never gets old.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Daisy Diaper Service

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

Babies

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.