Nappy Navigators Gifts

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

A Preschool of Fish

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Having nannies really changes you."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'That never gets old.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I think this end is loaded."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Cr�che Seige

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Baby's high fibre diet

"He's in a critical condition"

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'