Nappy Navigators Gifts

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

A Preschool of Fish

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'That never gets old.'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Babies

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I think this end is loaded."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Cr�che Seige

Baby's high fibre diet

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"He's in a critical condition"

'Looks to be a very young universe.'