Nappy Navigator Gifts

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Daisy Diaper Service

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

Baby's high fibre diet

Children give your life colour

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

A Preschool of Fish

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'That never gets old.'

Birthing Ball

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I think this end is loaded."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Cr�che Seige

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"