Nappy Navigator Pillows

Daisy Diaper Service

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

Baby's high fibre diet

Children give your life colour

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

A Preschool of Fish

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'That never gets old.'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Birthing Ball

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I think this end is loaded."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Triplets

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Cr�che Seige