Nappy Navigation Pro Pillows

'That never gets old.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Cat Reunion

A Preschool of Fish

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Having nannies really changes you."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

One way only.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Triplets

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Cr�che Seige

Baby's high fibre diet

"He's in a critical condition"

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

"Well he smells like his father."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

Snooze Cruise