Nappy Navigation Pro Gifts

'That never gets old.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Cat Reunion

A Preschool of Fish

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

One way only.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Daisy Diaper Service

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Baby's high fibre diet

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Triplets

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Cr�che Seige

"He's in a critical condition"

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

"Well he smells like his father."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'That is one absorbent nappy.'