Navigation Pro Gifts

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Recalculating route..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Lost World: You are Here

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

You are here.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Yes, That Was The Exit