Navigation Explorer Gifts

"Tell me again where you got this GPS?"

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Life of Pi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Are we there yet?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Recalculating route..."

The Lost World: You are Here

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'