Navigation Explorers Gifts

You Are Nowhere.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Boat wedding.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

A Preschool of Fish

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Books 'n' Carrots

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Starbucks Siren

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'