Navigation Buff Gifts

Man staring at a large confusing map

Christmas Recalculating

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

"Sorry I'm late - you guys are hard to find."

GPS took the spark out of our marriage. Now I can't get lost and annoy her by not asking for directions!

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I got hungry and ate my Pilot-Fish: I'm hopelessly lost now...'

Directions

"I told you we should have turned right at St. Louis!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Recalculating route..."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"