Navigation Ace Gifts

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Captain in a storm

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Recalculating route..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'