Navigation Ace Prints

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Captain in a storm

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Recalculating route..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Lost World: You are Here

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I am not asking for directions."