Napper Pro Gifts

Cat Reunion

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Catatonic

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'That never gets old.'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Someone has had a hard day!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'He stated jogging to work.'

An Excellent Excuse.

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"