Nappers Gifts

Boss about employee: 'He has a spark of genius, but he also has ignition problems.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

ZZZZZZZ Top

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Worm Bed

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Someone has had a hard day!

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish