Nighttime Nappers Gifts

"Trying to decide if I should take a Halcion, Ambien or Lunesta is making me sleepy."

Worm Bed

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Clancy: Bed

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Newborn Chaos

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

I love thunderstorms!

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"Sorry...I overslept."

Tired and Lazy

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

The arc of time & space: Naptime, primetime, snacktime, warptime.

MOM'S: 'Sorry, closed...I don't feel like cooking today.'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

Couch Potatoes

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

Plus, it keeps it warm.

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Dreaming of Dollars.

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

'I'll never forget when we first met and goodness knows I'll keep trying!'

King's Reclining Throne.