Afternoon Nappers Club Gifts

Couch Potatoes

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Newborn Chaos

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Worm Bed

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Dreams

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

I love thunderstorms!

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Tired and Lazy