Playful Nautical Nappers Gifts

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Newborn Chaos

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Worm Bed

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dreams

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

I love thunderstorms!

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"I was in a different place then."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'He's started jogging to work.'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

"Remember when we could nap for hours without a break?"