Nautical Fun Gifts

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'It was this big. I swear'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

High tide.

"Long Johns Silver."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

The Happy Ship

Have a very piratical Birthday

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"You look good for your age."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

Boating Reflection

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Frederic hides behind a rock

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...